Garage Barrage - Too Many Office Parties Lyrics

I don't know anybody at my job
I don't know anyone
That's ok
It's a job
And you need very many friends to do it
And that's alright
Oh, God
Oh, damn
I broke my hand
Too many work parties
That I'm invited to
And I don't care

I swear to God
If we have another party
For another pregnant lady I'm gonna lose my shit
The joke is that there's something in the water
Oh, that's hilarious

Is there gonna be a cake
Or pizza at this party
How the f*ck am I supposed to get shit done
I keep killing contacts
My client contacts are mad at me
Because I'm always at a party

I'm always at a party
I said I'm always at a party
I'm always at a party
I'm always at a party
I'm never doing my job
Never at my desk
Because I'm always at a party

Who can relate
Who can relate
Who can relate