Hello class, today you will learn all the things you can and can't say in public
Please note, this list is subject to change at any moment, without warning,
And you will be executed if you say anything that might hurt someone's feelings
Causing offence is punishable by death
Enjoy your lesson and have a great day!
So tell me all the things that I can't say
I'll find a workaround - do it all day
This out, that's out, list getting bigger
'Course you know a white boy can't say
Niggling thots in the back of my mind
They'll break us off as soon as they like
So the minute she walks through the door
Well I'm just gonna call her a
Hoarding up my jewels, jew boys know just what they like
But you will never see the dawn again boy if you call me
Kite flying in the wind - thought I was a gentlemen
Guess you never know when you're on a tight regimen
Telling me everything that I can, that I can't
Do or say, anyway they just make me wanna play
If I say all the things they don't want me meddle in
They gon' put me away and jack me full of Ritalin
Kanye Kanye, you know what they said to him:
Toe the line boy or you're gonna get your medicine
Wham - put 'em in a hall and damn
You could fill 'em all up, bam!
Turn 'em right into jam
For speaking evil
Man - lock 'em in a mall and damn
You could light 'em all up, blam!
Show 'em all that we can
For speaking evil
Feminazis they don't want equality
They just wanna hate men, they been missin' sandry
Passport bros they been showing what they think
No more woke bitches, they been pushing to the brink
Bacon on my sandwich in my new rap video
Guess how many vegans, veggies, muslims heads are gonna -
Blow him up on the stage
Dave Chappelle you're goin' away
Queer, bi, les or gay - if u touch 'em then you'll pay
Take him down, take him down - bodyguards are all around
Another face in the crowd: Cancel baby cancel now!!
Snowflakes are falling all around me
They won't take me down no there's stopping me
Someone's gotta say what we all been thinking lately
So get your ski jacket on - you're up next baby
Wham - put 'em in a hall and damn
You could fill 'em all up, bam!
Turn 'em right in to jam
For speaking evil
Man - lock 'em in a mall and damn
You could light 'em all up, blam!
Show 'em all that we can
For speaking evil
Can't we all get along? Laugh it up with a song?
Look at me, look at you - picture us wearing a thong!
Whatever happened to us having shit to do?
No time to get offended crying over milk or soup
It's all good, red pillers pushing back
See British prime minister Rishi Sunak
He knows what a woman is, didn't back track
He might just take 'em down, just don't call him a
Pac-Man, Minecraft, GTA, Fortnite
All these video games acting like a crack pipe
Kids overloaded blind, warped fragile little minds
Social media manipulating all of humankind!
Stupid people chirping 'cause I'm going so hard
Never think never, never speak - only read a phone card
Ask 'em how they really feel - they don't where to start
Gotta hold my tongue, wanna call 'em
Retardant flame wear is so crucial
Cause out there man it's so brutal
Zombie Soldiers under Trudeau
Taking over, chanting:
You'll go bam! Lock 'em in a mall and damn
You could light 'em all up, blam!
Show 'em all that we can
For speaking evil
Wham - put 'em in a hall and damn
You could fill 'em all up, bam!
Turn 'em right in to jam
For speaking evil
And we're sitting here bickering
"god you know I'm sick of him
All the virtue signalling
Eat up boy, we're sick of slim"
Shady shady dealings on a island
Epstein list, laptop of Hunter Biden
Hole in the ozone, temperature we never known
Even though the earth's heating way before we called it home
Fossil fuel, fossil fuel, take the oil, take the coal
Greta take it all like a junkie chasing metha
Don't you know it's rude to guess my gender bigot, where's my glock?
I'm gon' make you say that I'm a woman bitch now suck my
Cock-a-doodle-doo, wakey wakey baby heard the news?
It's a new world and they're coming after me and you
Saying that we're free while they lock you up over a tweet
Anyone can raise their hand - all a sudden guilty!
God I love equality - try include everybody
See what happens when you say offending everyone's ok
Nobody's above it all so don't try to change the law
So before our time is up tell 'em you don't give a