Gary Air - Dollar Store Troubadour Lyrics

He's a cool lookin' dude
What a smooth-talking daddy
Drinks like a fish
And he dress like a caddy
Sings every night at the old tiki bar
What a star
All the cooks in the back
Know he's got the stuff
Cuz his eyes are red
And his shoes are scuffed
And now he dancin' like a banshee
With a wooden leg
Makin' everybody beg
He's a dollar store troubadour
He's a dollar store troubadour
Lives in a trailer
Out in the woods
Fixin' up his trans am
Poppin' the hood
Smokin' Pall Malls
And chewing Dentyne
What a scene
Sinks eight-ball at the old pool hall
Hangs around by the old blue mall
Dreams he could bet on the old race track
They really gotta bring it back
For the dollar store troubadour
For the dollar store troubadour
Well, tonight he duets with a bottle of gin
Then he makes sweet love to a mannequin
But not before he sings his set
Lest we all forget
He's a dollar store troubadour
He's a dollar store troubadour
He's a dollar store troubadour
He's a dollar store troubadour
He's a dollar store troubadour
He's a dollar store troubadour
He's a dollar store troubadour