It's 2am on Valentine's Day
And I can't hardly sleep
Thinkin' of all the ladies out there
This year, I'll sweep 'em off their feet
Rise and shine at 7, today's the day
This year, Cupid's gonna send one my way
I'm smooth and charmin', I'm deep in the game
By midnight, one lucky lady will be screamin' my name
Out the door by 8, and I'm feelin' all right
Ain't no way I'll be goin' home alone tonight
Everyone's got a Valentine, and I will too
This year ain't endin' with my hand as my boo
It's 6pm at the bar, gettin' my drink on now
I'm a king in his kingdom, I'm a wolf on the prowl
I loosen up my collar, let my swagger shine
By midnight, I'll be freakin' one of these little hotties from behind
It's 8pm, I lean on the bar
Tell a girl that she's the prettiest by far
She thanks me, then leans over and kisses her date
Guess I read that one wrong, and a bit too late
It's 10pm, but I'm still playin' it cool
Can't pick too quick, gotta follow the rule
While it starts gettin' late, I'm hopin' I'm right
'Cause as they say, "the freaks come out at night"
It's midnight now, and the nights been a blur
A girl sippin' on a daiquiri, just called me "sir"
Guess I ain't quite the young stud anymore
But I gotta shoot my shot, it's my time to score
Now it's 1am, and I'm feelin' some fear
The ladies I ignored have all disappeared
I'd settle for a snaggle-tooth or saggy ol' breasts
I just need a warm body-just some human flesh
It's 2am, the bar's closin', my luck's run dry
Even that girl with the lazy-eye waved goodbye
I overplayed my hand, now my game is done
Guess I'm goin' home alone, once again-as a party of one
So here's to all you Valentine lovers
I hope your special day was spent with each other
But for us lonely hearts, it's all okay
We'll give it another shot next Valentine's Day