I want to go to Japan
I will someday if I can
But right now I'll just learn Japanese
So I will know
What they say
So I will know what they say
When they speak
To me
J-A-P-A-N-E-S-E
That's how you spell it in English
I don't know anything
'Bout Japanese
But I wrote this song anyway
Hiragana
Katakana
And the artful Kanji
It all sorta looks
Like squiggles and dots
I guess that's why I don't know
Japanese (Japanese)
J-A-P-A-N-E-S-E
That's how you spell it in English
I don't know anything
'Bout Japanese
But I wrote this song anyway
But I wrote this song anyway
But I wrote this song anyway