Gawn - turtle Lyrics

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Well, I don't really feel like doing anything today, but
You just gotta bring yourself to do it

Uh, turtle gang
I'ma put that shit on everything
They say slow and steady wins the race
But what's the point of winning races anyway
I would rather take it at my own pace so
I pulled this number right out of my ass
I did a number on me in my past
How would you feel if you had a head start
But yet after all that you were still placing last huh

(You would probably join the)
Turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang
I be killin all my children I be bringin up the murder rate
I be chillin in my living room but rumor is they never wait
For the turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang

Okay back when I was young and cute as a gerbil
I used to refer to my junk as a turtle
Now I've gone bad like some milk when it curdles
I'm jerking my gherkin to girls wearing girdles
I don't give a f*ck if you think that's too personal
I'm so controversial your ears are my journal
My phone don't go (BRRR!) I'm alone in this world
But still I go (SQRRR!) like the Pokemon Squirtle
Growing up, glowing up never going to the past
Past the point of no return I'm blowing up and going splat
I be whacking off to racks that I pulled up on my Mac
Back to back, never stacking racks or pulling on the mack
You can take another crack better yet a whack at it
But once you go whack you can never go back
And the saddest part about it is you happen to be crap at it
Pretty soon I'll have to rack up a mortgage
But still I stay rolling with the, uh

Turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang
I be killin all my children I be bringing up the murder rate
I be chillin in my living room but heaven knows they never wait
For the turtle gang turtle gang turtle gang turtle gang
Also while we're on the subject I just opened up a porno page
That's the only thing that gets me off nobody does me anyway
And I hung my head in shame when I heard that they turn away
Any member of the turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang, turtle gang