Geena Fontanella - Girl Math Lyrics

You said your mom called at 11:15
But her number doesn't end in 9283
Dyed my hair every color under the sun
But I swear to God no I ain't never been blonde

Put two and two together
But it's just not adding up
Can someone make this make sense
Cuz I think my answer's wrong

Girl Math
Counted up the hard facts
Let's divide us in half
Rip you outta the equation
No us
I call that a big plus
With you it's a minus
Subtract you real fast
And do some Girl Math

You think I'm stupid and I don't have a clue
But I figured out her name and favorite shampoo

Put two and two together
But it's just not adding up
Can you please make this make sense?
Cuz you know my answer's wrong

Girl Math
Counted up the hard facts
Let's divide us in half
Rip you outta the equation
No us
I call that a big plus
With you it's a minus
Subtract you real fast
And do some Girl Math

I'm wrong, you're right
This pretty little head of mine
Couldn't put it together no
Just dumb luck that I'm right
My math mathing all your lies

Girl Math
Counted up the hard facts
Let's divide us in half
Rip you outta the equation
No us
I call that a big plus
With you it's a minus
Subtract you real fast
And do some Girl Math