He's too wet for The Met
Webster Lebsack is a bright young man
With a philosophical nature
He doesn't see himself as better than anyone else
He's a humble character
The only thing that's worse than not getting what you want
Is getting it
He's too wet for The Met
He don't believe in good or evil he's the kind of guy
Who thinks that morals are relative
And when it's time to bust skulls and take down names
He's pretty out of his element
The only thing that's worse than not getting what you want
Is getting it
He's too wet for The Met