I could not be blinder, I like my cider
When I see a maiden I sit down beside her
Exchange a few words and come to a decider
I open my heart cause that makes you kinder
I could not be blinder, I like my cider
Just sat with a maiden she couldn't be finer
I sparked up a chat but the demon inside her
Tasted of apples and made me invite her
Into my heart and into my cider
Taste of her lips would not make me wiser
Into my heart and into my cider
People rise to the cider, people
People don't be an outsider, people, people
Get some cider inside of you
I could not be blinder, I like my cider
Just sat with a maiden she couldn't be finer
I joked and I danced then we chuckled with laughter
My hopes and my dreams had all been answered
Quick as a flash my beautiful dancer left me for another romancer
Quick as a flash my beautiful dancer left me
People rise to the cider, people
People don't be an outsider, people, people
Get some cider inside of you