Hail Mary
Mother of God as they wrote it
Your baby's smokin' out a window
Jesus freaks are stuck in limbo
And he fears he's being misquoted
Gabriel Angel
The sunday times reporter
Did you see the state of the stable
Will she keep the precious babe
Or Gabe, will she abort it
Jesus freaks
I think it's sweet he tried to save us Jesus freaks
But there's too much devil in our systems
Jesus freaks nothing makes Jesus more ecstatic
Than a belly full of babe, a belly full of beer
And a semiautomatic
Baby Jesus Christ-Almighty
My Mammy told me the same thing
Daddy is God and sex is sin
And virgins never lie
Grown up Jesus freaks out his next door neighbours
He's in the garden drinking wine dressed in a loincloth all the time
And it's not doing him favours
Jesus freaks
I think it's sweet he tried to save us Jesus freaks
But there's too much devil in our systems
Jesus freaks nothing makes Jesus more ecstatic
Than a belly full of babe, a belly full of beer
And a semiautomatic
Holy Father
Jesus' baby daddy
Were you present for the conception, birth, life, death or resurrection
Or do you need his addy
Joseph darlin
Sweetie, sugar, honey
It's not the beard, it's not the frocks, the donkey or the birkenstocks
She's in it for the money
Jesus freaks
I think it's sweet he tried to save us Jesus freaks
But there's too much devil in our systems
Jesus freaks nothing makes Jesus more ecstatic
Than a belly full of babe, a belly full of beer
And a semiautomatic
Jesus freaks
Nothing makes Jesus more ecstatic
Than a belly full of babe, a belly full of beer
And a semiautomatic