Getting High in Dubai - Baby Dinosaurs for Christmas Lyrics

That big egg you got in the mail
Isn't for an omelette
Or a gigantic quail
In spring it hatches to a baby stegosauraus
We knew you always wanted one
Don't have to thank us

We think they're all the vegan kind
Not carnivores
But if you got a t-rex
Life won't be a bore

Every single person on our list
Gets a baby dinosaur for Christmas
From California beaches
To the Madison isthmus
Sending baby dinosaurs for Christmas
Baby dinosaurs for Christmas
Baby dinosaurs for Christmas

Baby dinosaurs are adorable
And they eat coworkers who are deplorable

Baby dinosaurs give kids rides to school
Keep bullies in check with they act the fool
You can make health shakes out of dinosaur drool
There's no happier holiday then one with reptilian yule
Walking a baby dinosaur you'll always look cool

Every single person on our list
Gets a baby dinosaur for Christmas
From the Brooklyn Bridge
To the Aukland isthmus
Sending baby dinosaurs for Christmas
Baby dinosaurs for Christmas
Baby dinosaurs for Christmas
From California beaches
To the Madison isthmus
Baby dinosaurs for Christmas

You're all gonna love your baby dinosaurs
We think they can do some of the yard chores
Everyone gets a baby dinosaur