He's lying about his first meet
A pair of cross wells
And disco swords
At the age of twelve
Not eleven like his tall bear pioneer
He is terrified of World War One
And he always uses exclamation points
He is terrible at football
He desperately needs glasses, but he's proud to admit that he can't see
He complains that he can't do a backflip
He can barely do a front flip
He has VIP access to terribly long nose hair
He has no idea how to turn the PA on
He is terrified of World War One
He's falling off his blanket
He used to kiss his participation medals
He was so proud of them
He excels sports day nation
He's a very seasoned artist, he keeps talking about The Beatles
He's a very seasoned artist, he keeps talking about The Beatles