Tonight on Brooklyn News we have information on the Morino family takeover of the city
I'm your host Big Harvest, and I'm joined by the head honcho of said family, Gino Morino
Thanks for havin' me
We're thankful for having you in our studio as well, Mr. Morino
Now can you tell us what brought you to Brooklyn
I don't f*ckin' know just somethin' about it I guess
Anything else?
Don't f*ckin' ask me that
We're sorry for the profanity folks, but we're in the presence of the most powerful man in The city
How can we not let him do what he pleases
Would you like a cigar Gino
I said don't f*ckin' call me that
I'm, sorry
Is there an honorific you had in mind
God
I walked down the street and saw a tall guy
Biggest dude I've ever seen standing around with some f*ckin axe or something
Hey buddy, where do you work
Brooklyn News
What's your name
Where are ya from
Harvest, the Bronx
Damn, I'm Italian myself but I'm over in Brooklyn
Ever hear of Morino
Yeah, the family taking over the city
That's me bucko, did it in just a few days too
You think I can get an interview with you
Sure thing
When
Now, if you'd like
Look at the f*cking camera
What did I do
What did I do to deserve this
You f*cked with the wrong f*cking Italian
Just one more body, one f*ckin' more and I'll be over the f*ckin' edge
How many do I have to kill to keep this up? F*ck
I'm an Italian after all I guess