To have a relationship
She requires a permission slip
That has our parents approving
Our touching and smooching
Mothers approve our being lovers
Before we make a love nest
She is making me get a blood test
So she won't get an infection
From my big erection
I won't get squeezed if I am diseased
Some say she's obnoxious
But she is just being cautious
She doesn't leave anything to chance
When considering romance
In order for us to court
She checks my police report
Before we start mating
She checks my credit rating
Before we have good times
She checks if I've committed any crimes
We're done if I-'m a felon
Some say she's obnoxious
But she is just being cautious
She doesn't leave anything to chance
When considering romance
Some say she's obnoxious
But she is just being cautious
She doesn't leave anything to chance
When considering romance