Girth Control - Scottish Dave's Lyrics

In Clinton, CT, just off I-95
There's a place that I swear is well worth the drive
Where strangers are friends and the beer flows like wine
Where the music is loud and the haggis is fried
Welcome to Dave's, Scottish Dave's
Yeah, this is Dave's, Scottish Dave's
There's a man at the bar with a grin on his face
With a kilt and a lilt, crooning Amazing Grace
With a pint in his hand, he don't need the rat race
He's a man with a plan and he runs this place
His name is Dave, Scottish Dave
And this is Dave's, Scottish Dave's
Welcome to Dave's, Scottish Dave's
You'll love it at Dave's, Scottish Dave's
His name is Dave, Scottish Dave
And this is Dave's, Scottish Dave's
Welcome to Dave's, Scottish Dave's
Yeah, this is Dave's, Scottish Dave's
His name is Dave, Scottish Dave
And this is Dave's, Scottish Dave's
Welcome to Dave's, Scottish Dave's
You'll love it at Dave's, Scottish Dave's
Now bugger off
Bugger off
Bugger off
His name is Dave, Scottish Dave
And this is Dave's, Scottish Dave's
Welcome to Dave's, Scottish Dave's
You'll love it at Dave's, Scottish Dave's