I wish this was a dream
But it's real
Yo
Coming home from school
Feeling kind of blue
Don't know what to do
Cause I'm living without you
Stay locked up in my room
Mama comes knocking
Waltzes right in
Oh shit I forgot to lock it
She's asking what I'm doing
She wouldn't understand
You just gotta do what you gotta do
To be a man
I'm like yo mom
Why you buzzin'
We share ninety nine percent
He's practically a cousin
She pretends to leave
So I pretend to watch the tube
Then I see a piece about the Cincinnati zoo
But then she's asking why the lotion's out
And why there's candles lit
Mom
I just want Harambe to see my
Dick's out, for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Whip it out
It don't mean that you're gay
Got a seven incher waiting for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Whip it out
It don't mean that you're gay
Got a five incher waiting for Harambe
Whip it out
I use my tears as lube
I just can't seem to get away from you
That's when some girl in the room
Stood up, turned around, and said dude
Who is Harambe?
Yo shit this is gonna be a long day
She's like why? Did someone die?
Yeah, only my favorite guy
Banana in his hand pulling kids through the sand
He got shot, I'm like god damn
Mr zookeeper I don't understand
I thought you were the man, man
You're like blam blam I'm like what what
You shot him short range like putt putt
Quarterback, hut hut, Silverback, nut nut
He died for our sins
He died for me and you
So whip that dick out
It's the least you can do
Then he's asking why his dick is out
And why there's candles lit
Bro, I just want Harambe to see our
Dick's out, for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Whip it out
It don't mean that you're gay
Got a nine incher waiting for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Whip it out
It don't mean that you're gay
Got a three incher waiting for Harambe
For Harambe
He's waiting for you
Waiting for Harambe
Whip it out, whip whip gotta whip it out
You gotta whip it out, oh yeah
Whip it out now
Harambe
Harambe
Whip it out for Harambe
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I wish this was a dream
But it's real
Yo
Coming home from school
Feeling kind of blue
Don't know what to do
Cause I'm living without you
Stay locked up in my room
Mama comes knocking
Waltzes right in
Oh shit I forgot to lock it
She's asking what I'm doing
She wouldn't understand
You just gotta do what you gotta do
To be a man
I'm like yo mom
Why you buzzin'
We share ninety nine percent
He's practically a cousin
She pretends to leave
So I pretend to watch the tube
Then I see a piece about the Cincinnati zoo
But then she's asking why the lotion's out
And why there's candles lit
Mom
I just want Harambe to see my
Dick's out, for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Whip it out
It don't mean that you're gay
Got a seven incher waiting for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Whip it out
It don't mean that you're gay
Got a five incher waiting for Harambe
Whip it out
I use my tears as lube
I just can't seem to get away from you
That's when some girl in the room
Stood up, turned around, and said dude
Who is Harambe?
Yo shit this is gonna be a long day
She's like why? Did someone die?
Yeah, only my favorite guy
Banana in his hand pulling kids through the sand
He got shot, I'm like god damn
Mr zookeeper I don't understand
I thought you were the man, man
You're like blam blam I'm like what what
You shot him short range like putt putt
Quarterback, hut hut, Silverback, nut nut
He died for our sins
He died for me and you
So whip that dick out
It's the least you can do
Then he's asking why his dick is out
And why there's candles lit
Bro, I just want Harambe to see our
Dick's out, for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Whip it out
It don't mean that you're gay
Got a nine incher waiting for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Whip it out
It don't mean that you're gay
Got a three incher waiting for Harambe
For Harambe
He's waiting for you
Waiting for Harambe
Whip it out, whip whip gotta whip it out
You gotta whip it out, oh yeah
Whip it out now
Harambe
Harambe
Whip it out for Harambe
But it's real
Yo
Coming home from school
Feeling kind of blue
Don't know what to do
Cause I'm living without you
Stay locked up in my room
Mama comes knocking
Waltzes right in
Oh shit I forgot to lock it
She's asking what I'm doing
She wouldn't understand
You just gotta do what you gotta do
To be a man
I'm like yo mom
Why you buzzin'
We share ninety nine percent
He's practically a cousin
She pretends to leave
So I pretend to watch the tube
Then I see a piece about the Cincinnati zoo
But then she's asking why the lotion's out
And why there's candles lit
Mom
I just want Harambe to see my
Dick's out, for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Whip it out
It don't mean that you're gay
Got a seven incher waiting for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Whip it out
It don't mean that you're gay
Got a five incher waiting for Harambe
Whip it out
I use my tears as lube
I just can't seem to get away from you
That's when some girl in the room
Stood up, turned around, and said dude
Who is Harambe?
Yo shit this is gonna be a long day
She's like why? Did someone die?
Yeah, only my favorite guy
Banana in his hand pulling kids through the sand
He got shot, I'm like god damn
Mr zookeeper I don't understand
I thought you were the man, man
You're like blam blam I'm like what what
You shot him short range like putt putt
Quarterback, hut hut, Silverback, nut nut
He died for our sins
He died for me and you
So whip that dick out
It's the least you can do
Then he's asking why his dick is out
And why there's candles lit
Bro, I just want Harambe to see our
Dick's out, for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Whip it out
It don't mean that you're gay
Got a nine incher waiting for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Dick's out, for Harambe
Whip it out
It don't mean that you're gay
Got a three incher waiting for Harambe
For Harambe
He's waiting for you
Waiting for Harambe
Whip it out, whip whip gotta whip it out
You gotta whip it out, oh yeah
Whip it out now
Harambe
Harambe
Whip it out for Harambe
Writer: Brett Morton, Aidan Fine
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid