She wants to go to New Orleans
By all means
No matter how hard it seems
She wants to go to New Orleans
Because she saw, in a dream
That she would be the next witch queen
On her way, she encounters a pair of old boots
That are green and yellow
Right in front of a bridge that's over a river
Of beans and jello
And inside of the shoes are the feet of a gnome
And it looks so wicked and mean
And it holds it's weapon out into the road
And tries to stop them from crossing
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She wants to go to New Orleans
By all means
No matter how hard it seems
She wants to go to New Orleans
Because she saw, in a dream
That she would be the next witch queen
The gnome says: "It's a trial to determine who's worthy
To be the queen.
So by order of the devil of New Jersey,
Your power shall be seen!"
So she does a quick spell, the abyss opens up
And takes the gnome to hell
Then she travels on towards her destination
Nothing can stop her, now that all is well