Go Banana Go! - Doggo Mcfumbles Lyrics

Doggo McFumbles was a talented dog
Oh he could skateboard while he painted a frog
He knew how to juggle and he knew how to knit
But Doggo McFumbles didn't know how to sit

The only thing a dog's expected to do
Is to sit down when someone asks him to
Give him a car and old McFumbles could steer
But he was hopeless when it came to his rear

Doggo McFumbles the only dog that never learned to sit successfully
Doggo McFumbles he just hired a sitting coach I hope he doesn't quit

Doggo and coach
Man they gave it their all
But every time he tried to sit he'd just fall
So they gave up and then they started a band
Where old McFumbles could play trumpet and stand

Doggo McFumbles
Tonight he's acting in a Broadway play
Hooray!
Doggo McFumbles he's really good at human stuff I wonder if he'll stay

Stay
Doggo McFumbles I said stay
Why you young whippersnapper
You can't do that either
What a ironic twist
And such an intelligent dog too