Call me on a Tuesday
Tell me that you wanna get off
Don't tell me that you love me
Cause that shit just makes me soft
Cause I don't really know
I don't really know
Why you come around here
I'm a f*cking douche bag
Call me on a Tuesday
Tell me that you wanna get high
Just gimmie just a little bit
A little bit to get f*ckin' by
Well I don't really know
I don't really know
Why you come around here
You're a f*cking douche bag
Call me on a Tuesday
Tell me that you wanna see me
Well I think you should f*ck off
Just f*ck off bitch and f*cking let me be
Cause I don't really know
I don't really know
Why you come around here
I'm a f*cking douche bag
Call me on a Tuesday
Tell me that you're nowhere to be found
Hope for my sake your six feet under the ground
Well I don't really know
I don't really know
Why you wanna see me
I'm a f*cking douche bag
You're a f*cking douche bag
I'm a f*cking douche bag
We're all f*cking douche bags
I'm a douche bag