You thought you were so f*cking cool
With your smart talk acting like a fool
But your little secret came to light
Now laughing at you feels so right
Your dick is small, dick is small
Dick is dick is dick is dick is dick is small
Dick is small
Your dick is small, dick is small
Dick is dick is dick is dick is dick is small
Your dick is small
Braggin' 'bout what you don't have
Never was the whole package champ
Your ego's big but that's all show
I'm moving on just thought you'd know
My new man is so big
And now you're squealing like a pig
My new man is so hung
And you're crying cuz you f*cked up
Your dick is small, dick is small
Dick is dick is dick is dick is dick is small
Dick is small
Your dick is small, dick is small
Dick is dick is dick is dick is dick is small
Your dick is small