Hey, remember the 80s?
Hey, remember the AIDS epidemic?
They say that it was gay-related
And they're still waiting for a cure
I guess what I'm trying to say is
I wanna chase your bug but I'm afraid
A lifetime of your love may be
A bit too much for me to endure
Oh dear, I fear
You gave me a souvenir
So bon voyage
I guess my love was just a mirage
The stars I saw were lies
And now all I see are scars
Hey, remember the 90s?
I learned to put resentment behind me
And there was something you said about us still being friends
Cause the gift you gave me is nonrefundable
Should we renew for another season?
A spinoff, a reason to continue the show
Cause everything I know I learned from
90210 and Dr. Huxtable
Oh dear, I fear
I'm lost without you here
I'm not immune to your infectious sex
Let's have a second honeymoon
Cause Joey's off the air, never made it off the ground alone
It's prime time for a Friends reunion
Hey, remember the 80s?
The 90s, the naughties, the cooties, the rabies
Hey, remember the 80s?
The reruns, the retcons and the ratings