Godmother - MTFTM Lyrics

We were young and we were restless
And we were always on the guestlist
Still flat-chested and we still had dicks
Back before a sex machine existed
Then one day you pulled a 180
I said, dude, you look just like a lady
But I must confess, you sure look good with breasts
So I followed suit and I put on a dress
We had visions of the roaring 2020s
No depressions, premonitions of a world without money
Yeah, we pinched high heels from JC Penney's
Can you sympathize? Finding our size was never easy
We stole designer skirts and then returned 'em
We stuffed our bras before we burned 'em
And we sensed an end to our feminine era
As we painted on mustaches with our mascara
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Boy to girl and back again
Endless transition till the end
Oh diamond dog, you're my best friend
At various points we went under the knife
I got a boob job, you got your own vessel of life
And we even got Adam's apple implants
From the ribcage bones of Marilyn Manson
Double deeez nuuutz vasectomy, what else would you expect of me?
I went and got myself a double mastectomy
We spent all our money on elective surgery
But at least now we're free from sexist marketability
Now all our troubles we forgot 'em
Because we're topping from the bottom
Yeah, we're living in a no man's land
No dicks, no tits, just our prostate glands
So take my hand and choose your own gender
Sugar, spice, puppy tails, we'll put 'em all in a blender
No pink, no blue, black or white, it's all a spectrum
But a rectum is a rectum is a rectum
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Boy to girl and butch to femme
Endless transition till the end
Till I'm a tranny granny hasbian
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