Let's be sober today
I heard you say
Drinking thath pack of beer
Let's just enjoy the day
I heard you say
Snorting that line of coke
Let's be sober today
I heard you say
Drinking that box of wine
Let's get lost away
I heard you say
Sniffing out that ether
Bring me that wine!
Give me that beer!
I wanna be f*cked up today
Bring me cocaine
Smoke that weed
We're gonna be f*cked up today
Let's stay in today
I heard you say
Walking out to your dealer
Let's just enjoy this day
I heard you say
Walking out to a bar
Let's have a party today
I heard you say
Lighting up that bong
Let's make love today
I heard you say
Digging out your dildo
Bring me that wine!
Give me that beer!
I wanna be f*cked up today
Bring me cocaine
Smoke that weed
We're gonna be f*cked up today
Amfetamine and ketamine
I'm gonna be f*cked up today
Bathing salts are so easy
We're gonna be f*cked up today