Bad Habits Video (MV)

Nobody is perfect, I know that for a fact
You're certainly not perfect, and I've always realized that
But I've learned to love your little quirks, your imperfections too
I've even learned to tolerate those nasty things you do...

Some people say that love is blind, but they're ones wearing glasses
If it's easier to give advice, it's not where the romance is
Don't be scared I still want you to stay and be my man
I just want to let you know about your bad habits I can't stand...

You're lazy, you're jealous, you're shy in a crowd
You're smug, over zealous, and sometimes too loud
Redundant and stubborn, you love crystal meth
You drink too much booze and you bore me to death!

You eat all your boogers and then pee in the pool
At night when we sleep you always start to drool
You spit when you're talking, you kiss and you tell
If you don't change you way then you're going straight to hell!

So why do I love you?
And not just want you dead?
I'll tell you the reason...
It's because you give great head

But you chew with your mouth open
And you masterbate too much
You over eat, have smelly feet, you're becoming a lush
You fidget when you're nervous, and you curse for lack of words
Your smoking and your gambling are really for the birds

You've been drinking too much coffee and then taking sleeping pills
You've been watching too much TV and then not paying your bills
You lately love to argue
And you burp before you fart
You're prioritizing football when you used to respect art

So why do I love you?
And not just want you dead?
I'll tell you the reason...
It's because you give great head

Even though you're cynical, you're anxious
You procrastinate again
You really need to lay off all the pills and the cocaine
You stopped showering a month ago
You're dirty as the day is long
But i love the way you lick my box
And that is why I wrote this song!