Gold Team - Bendan in a Chair Lyrics

Once upon a time not so long ago

Bendan used to go to Penn State, attend every class
His life was so crass, he's soft, so soft
TF2 is what he would play, fighting for his team
He'd play every day, for what, for what?

He says, we've got to push on into their base
You'd better push now or I'll punch you in the face!
I've got to go soon, I've got an exam, oh woah
That I need to ace!

Woah, he's always there
Woah, Bendan in a chair
Mouse in hand, keyboard in repair
Woah, Bendan in a chair

Bendan's got his tendons on lock
He keeps studying, nothing will make him stop
So rough, it's rough

Bendan dreams of running away
When he cries in the night, Kellan whispers
Bendy, it's okay
Roommate

You've got to hold on to that armrest
I'll go down to Snappy's get you some beef to ingest
I'll take care of ya and treat you like a son
Oh son you're the best!

Woah, he's always there
Woah, Bendan in a chair
Mouse in hand, keyboard in repair
Woah, Bendan in a chair
Bendan in a chair

Oh, you've got to hold on, ready or not
You wear jeans through the night like it's all that you've got!

Woah, he's always there
Woah, Bendan in a chair
Mouse in hand, keyboard in repair
Woah, Bendan in a chair
Woah, he's always there
Woah, Bendan in a chair
Woah, he's always there
Woah, Bendan

Brendan is always in that chair
And to this very day you can find Brendan, in that chair
He is still there, forever and ever
He lives in that chair, he dies in that chair
Brendan, we love you