Gold Team - Bendan Smither Lyrics

Bend, Ben-dan, Ben-dan

Your 3 smash mains
They all leave me with throw combo pains
I knew when I had to play you
I'd for a moment hate you
As I whined

Your Luigi
Makes me want to play a different game on Steam
I knew when we decided
To play smash I was misguided
Lied to in the mind

Bendan Smither
Like a worm you slither
On the radio, stereo?
Am I in a commercial?
Bendan Smither
I don't wanna hit my
Head on the roof... tonight

Bend, Bendan, Bendan

Not on time
I'm just so glad you love waiting unlike me
You give me an erection
It's a sign of my affection
I can't deny-eye-eyeeyeyeyey

I hate your Ness
Backthrows bound to come when I'm at high percent
Honestly screw you, like a virgin, you're a virgin
And I'm always gonna wanna
Get behind

Bendan Smither
When I'm with you I wither
No soap radio, stereo?
Down-B gimps ain't fair you know
Bendan Smither
I just wanna miss
Everything you do... tonight

Way you can chug a mug
I will inject this drug
Anally
No sauce for chicken nugs
You're the only one sauce lady wants to see

I can be myself now finally
Now that you're away from me
Now there's nothing impeding me
Just me

Bendan Smither
Please do not come hither
Where is he though? Lanky bro?
He's sitting in his chair you know
Bendan Smither
I know you're a priss
But lighten up will you..? tonight

Bendan Smither
We will reminisce
On all of these wonderful times
Bend, Bendan, Bendan, tonight
Bend, Bendan, Bendan, tonight