Hello, fellow speedsters of the yard. Here's a quick and fun announcement for
All of you currently turning the track into a blazing ring of awesomeness.
Remember, the pit stop is not a drive-thru. No ordering fries.
Please, keep your pit stops quick and slick. We're racing, not brunching.
You might see a sign saying speed limit 10. It's a joke.
Folks, if you're going that slow, you're probably walking.
Last but not least, stay hydrated and know, motor oil doesn't count.
Blast the yard
Blast the yard, hit the kart, find the wheel (Blast it)
Broadcast all night, but we have a deal:
Go sideways and Blast the Yard
Make your name in those score-boards
Go full send (Blast it)
Forbes will not write this with your balls of plastic
Blast the yard
(Blast it)
Blast the yard
Go sideways and Blast the Yard
Blast it
Go sideways and Blast the Yard
Blast the yard, hit the kart, find the wheel
Blast it
Broadcast all night, but we have a deal
Go sideways and Blast the Yard
Make your name in those score-boards
Go full send (Blast it)
Forbes will not write this with your balls of plastic
Blast the yard
(Blast it)
Go sideways and Blast the Yard
(Blast it)
Blast the Yard
(Blast it)
Go sideways and blast the yard
This has been an official chuckleworthy announcement from your friendly race coordinator at "the
Yard"
Drive safe, but more importantly,
Blast the Yard