California sober on the highway one
Over on the shoulder, thought I saw some fun lookin' for a ride
Trouble and some daisies holding out her thumb
Stole some sucker's money, now she's on the run and she wanna get high
She said, "I'll take you on a little trip, come on, give these lips a try"
And she drank up all my whiskey, blew down all my smoke
I became the punchline of some cosmic joke
Damn bottle was dry, I kinda wanted to cry
She whispered, "Pull it over, I said you're the boss"
In a southern drawl, said, "Here's where I get off, I've enjoyed our time"
She said, "Baby, give me one more kiss before I kiss your ass goodbye"
Needed me some diesel just to get back home
Tried to pay the man and found my money gone
Had to bum a ride
So if you see them daisies walking 'round, son, you best just pass 'em by
And if you see a wallet on the ground, bet your ass that shit is mine