If you're in need of some dental work, or something far worse
Call me up, you have my number, I left it on your dresser
Cause even though you say you don't love me, I love you so
Take what I offer, it doesn't come with ease
If you're in need of some dental work, or something far worse
I'll give you my teeth, my liver, my kidneys, gladly they're yours
Whatever these things are that you desire, I've kept them so safe for you
But please don't let me be useless, that means that it's just time wasted