I don't care if your mother is allergic to pecans
I'm dumping a whole orchard into her waffles
Throwing coffee cups at your kids
Caving in heads of the homeless
Giving Colombian neckties to underpaid employees
Their deaths are fast ones
I'm still heating up some honey buns
I want some bacon bits in my hashbrowns, please
Can I please get a big cup of some sweet tea
If you ain't making waffles, you ain't getting no sleeve