I'M GETTING ME A HEAD START ON THE WEEKEND THAT'S HOW I KEEP UP WITH THE CROWD I'M KEEPING I'LL PAY FOR IT LATER BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT I'M DRINKING SATURDAY'S BEER ON THURSDAY NIGHT THERE'S A PRETTY LITTLE THING DANCING WITH THE JUKEBOX SHE'S LOOKING REAL HOT IN HER TINY LITTLE TUBE TOP I'M HOPING SHE'S ON THE SAME PLAN AS MINE DRINKING SATURDAY'S BEER ON THURSDAY NIGHT CHORUS I'VE DONE 5 DAYS WORK IN JUST 4 DAYS SO I'M A LITTLE BIT AHEAD OF THE GAME THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH JUMPING THE GUN WHO'S COUNTING ANYWAY IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME DRINKING SATURDAY'S BEER ON THURSDAY NIGHT I GET PAID TOMORROW IF I NEED TO RELOAD MIGHT AS WELL DRINK EM WHILE THEY'RE STILL ICE COLD THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON SO WHY WASTE TIME I'M DRINKING SATURDAY'S BEER ON THURSDAY NIGHT CHORUS SOLO BRIDGE LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO MESS AROUND SO WHY NOT START OUR WEEKEND NOW CHORUS