Gordian Stimm - The Very Best of Friends Lyrics

Lice! Lice! have found a way to scurry into my skull
Now that I'm a mother to them I can feel fulfilled
Tape worms have burrowed into the middle of my spine
Now I can stand up straight. my room is clean and I feel a sense of pride

I really think you and this parasite can be the best of friends
They've got great taste in wine, got a massive credit rating
You can shop at Waitrose or something; date girls with that teased up kind of hair
Burn £20 notes in front of homeless peoples faces
Reach your full potential

Helicobacter pylori
Clostridium botulinum
Lysteria monocytogenes
Sacculina - I have the feeling that I've finally found my home

The cuckoo finch doesn't need its own nest to raise it's own young
It disguises its eggs as other birds', leaving them to incubate on their behalf
I'll start community initiatives to shoot every cuckoo finch I see
I'll suck their veins dry and teach them the true meaning of responsibility

Me and the parasite get on well
We've even moved in together
We've not had any trouble adjusting save for some arguments here and there
They refuse to buy washing up liquid claiming they use less dishes than me
And looking back that's solid logic
I wouldn't dare argue with it

Helicobacter pylori
Clostridium botulinum
Lysteria monocytogenes
Sacculina - I have the feeling that I've finally finally finally found my home