Gore M. Asher - Ain't Coming To Work Lyrics

Well, when I die,
Tell my boss I ain't coming to work,
Let him whine and groan
While they put me in the dirt.
Give him ten whole minutes to scramble,
Sitting in hell I'll smirk,
Yeah, tell my boss I ain't coming
Back to work!
Oh, the world keeps spinning,
Don't stop the show,
Turn up the music, let the rhythm go!
I might be gone,
But the party ain't through,
So skank all night, that's what I'd do!
Hey! Hey! Raise a glass and take a bow,
Ain't no time for crying now!
Life's too short, so make it loud,
When I'm gone, keep dancing proud!
And when I die,
Somebody tell my landlord
I ain't paying rent,
Let him cry about his check,
Yeah, let him vent.
Bootstraps, kid!
Yeah, that's what he'd say,
But he ain't getting paid, not today!
Well, tell my landlord I ain't paying rent!
Oh, the world keeps spinning,
Don't stop the show,
Turn up the music, let the rhythm go!
I might be gone,
But the party ain't through,
So skank all night, that's what I'd do!
Hey! Hey! Raise a glass and take a bow,
Ain't no time for crying now!
Life's too short, so make it loud,
When I'm gone, keep dancing proud!
And when I die,
Tell Jimmy he ain't getting back his
Twenty bucks,
If he's mad, let him shake my casket,
See if I give a whoa!
If he's still upset,
He can take my tie and cuffs,
Tell him I ain't paying
Back his twenty bucks!
And when I die,
Tell my boss I ain't coming to work!
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
I am physically unable,
I'm in a FUCKING hearse!
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
He'll say, Unreliable,
Just to make things worse,
But tell my boss I ain't coming to work!