A bling man turned to face
And the Buddha in the back of a truck
I don't know why he chose to grace me
With a look
But it stuck
And the Buddha said
'Don't follow me'
And the blind man said
'Then set me free'
There's a buffalo in the basement
And a paddy at the bar getting drunk
He said, 'If they don't find a replacement
With my luck
I'll be sunk'
And the barman said
'I'm seeing red
'Cause I've just been told
My tiger's dead
And my freehold over the ocean's
Gone to seed'
There are angels under the arches
And every one of them wants to f*ck
And the legless man as he lurches
In the dark
Tries his luck
And the angel says
'You can marry me'
And the legless man
Says, 'Set me free'
You say remember when
Back in old Phnom Penh
But that was now
And this is then
And your freedom's floating skyward
On the breeze