The Grand Pricks - Weird White Women Lyrics

You've read 20 whole books this year
Since you were 10 you've known you're queer
You'd rather be at home than be right here
You can't help but say shit that's too sincere
I don't think that anything will go wrong tonight
With weird white women it will always be alright
They'll love you, faults and all
Sex, drugs, and alcohol
'Cause weird white women will always stand by your side
You're an old lady in disguise
You wish that you weren't unwise
You cannot handle harsh goodbyes
You have the most beautiful eyes
I don't think that anything will go wrong tonight
With weird white women it will always be alright
They'll love you, faults and all
Sex, drugs, and alcohol
'Cause weird white women will always stand by your side
I know I'm f*cking crazy
I know you could up and leave me
I want to be your fantasy
Please, I'm a manic pixie
I know I'm f*cking crazy
I know you could up and leave me
I want to be your fantasy
Please, I'm a manic pixie
I know I'm f*cking crazy
I know you could up and leave me
I want to be your fantasy
Please, I'm a manic pixie
I know I'm f*cking crazy
I know you could up and leave me
I want to be your fantasy
Please, I'm a manic pixie
Please don't go cause I really need you here tonight
The way that your skin is so soft, peachy, and white
I love you most of all
My cuckoo cannonball
My weird white women, I will stay right by your side
Weird white women
Weird white women
Weird white women
Weird white women