I come home late, she's waiting by the door
Hands on her hips, tapping feet on the floor
She's got a list of things I didn't do right
Another long, long battle brewing tonight
She's got a voice that could shake the walls
Even the dog knows when she calls
But love her or hate her, there's no escape
'Cause she's always there, like a shadow I can't shake
Oh, she ain't goin' nowhere, no matter what I say
Ball-bustin' queen, she's here to stay
She's got her claws in deep, got a grip on my soul
I might run, but she'll still have control
Oh no, oh no, she ain't goin' nowhere
Tried to sneak out for a night with the boys
She's blowin' up my phone, makin' all that noise
She says "Where you think you're going, honey, I know your game"
She's got eyes in the back of her head, just the same
A wrecking ball in a pretty dress
A storm of love and chaos, I confess
But even if I wanted to break free
She'd find me, drag me back, you'd better believe
Oh, she ain't goin' nowhere, no matter what I say
Ball-bustin' queen, she's here to stay
She's got her claws in deep, got a grip on my soul
I might run, but she'll still have control
Oh no, oh no, she ain't goin' nowhere
I love her, I hate her, it's all the same
In this wild, crazy, twisted game
She's the boss, I'm just a fool
But damn if her fire don't make me stay cool
Oh, she ain't goin' nowhere, no matter what I say
Ball-bustin' queen, she's here to stay
She's got her claws in deep, got a grip on my soul
I might run, but she'll still have control
Oh no, oh no, she ain't goin' nowhere
Yeah, she ain't goin' nowhere
Oh no, no, no... she's always there.