GranDilusionist - The Ballad of Captain No-Nuts Lyrics

Listen up good boys
Oh, Captain Jack, he sailed the seas
As bold as bold could be
With a cutlass in his calloused hand
He ruled the piracy
But the British fleet came roaring in
With cannons all around
And ol' Jack stood upon the deck
When a ball came crashing down
Boom, crack, there goes me sack
The British came, we can't fight back
But Captain Jack's pride, it met its fall
When he lost his nuts to a cannonball
We fired our guns, we swung our swords
The battle fierce and loud
But no one noticed ol' Jack's face
Turn pale beneath the cloud
For as he fought, the shot rang out
Aimed low and cruel, no less
And a British ball, it found its mark
Right in Jack's treasure chest
Wham, bam
Wham, bam, goodbye to man
The British shot him where he can't stand
But Captain Jack's pride, it met its fall
When he lost his nuts to a cannonball
The crew all gasped, and Jack he howled
He fell upon his knees
"Me lads, me lads, it's worse than death"
He cried upon the breeze
For all me years of plunderin'
And lootin' ships at sea
T'was a bloody British cannonball
That made a gelding outta me
Boom, crash, me jewels are ash
The British fired and made a splash
But Captain Jack's pride, it met its fall
When he lost his nuts to a cannonball
Boom, crash, me jewels are ash
The British fired and made a splash
But Captain Jack's pride, it met its fall
When he lost his nuts to a cannonball
Now Jack, he wears a hollow smile
His voice a pitch too high
He swears he'll never raid again
Until the day he dies
But sailors still will tell the tale
In taverns, o'er their ale
Of Captain Jack, the pirate bold
Whose balls were blown to hell
Bang, boom, me fate is doomed
The British sealed me tomb with gloom
For Captain Jack, his nuts met their fall
Blown away by a cannonball