I bought you this box
It was broken
It wasn't my fault
So you say
Who had it before you?
The keeper
Did you see what was in it?
Yesterday
I reached in and felt it was furry
It grumbled and bit my finger
I said forgive me for disturbing your sleep
It kangarooed, then shot off its feet
And that's how the box got broken
It kicked and it gave me a fright
I'm sorry, I thought you would like it
And that is why I'm PICKING A FIGHT