The Granite Countertops - Worker Bee Lyrics

Hey, you. Hey! Hey, you! You, over there! You over there, you weren't listening!
You didn't hear. You don't remember. You are Less Than, and I am your superior

Not in a million years
You, you, you have no rights at all. None! None at all
Do you understand this? You have no rights
You are free to willfully walk out that door. Go, if you want
She's young. She's probably an uneducated American. Probably a valley girl
But, if you're going to remain here and earn this paycheck, you are going to be my subordinate, darling!
And until you learn how, you will not stop being reminded...
She's, like, totally standing in my way. I mean, they won't let me talk about what I know...
Of what you forget!
And they won't let me move forward
Of what you can't remember! Of what you have not been informed yet!
I swear, I think they go back and change the formulas at the bottom of the Excel sheets
So that when I turn in my reports, they're wrong
Of what you know but cannot exercise!
I've had to go over it a couple of times. I've never had that error!
Of what you need, but cannot have!
It's funny. I'm not sure why they're trying to hold me back
And I'm being told that if I hang in there, even though it's hard, I will be rewarded in the end
You are subject to my will. You have a will. Your will is free to go. You may go
And I was supposed to get this five dollar an hour raise after 90 days
A 90 day period of training, which they say now is gonna last maybe even a year. Ha. What a dupe!
However, should you decide to stay here, you will be my subordinate! You will be my slave!
You THINK!
I WILL talk down to you!
Not for much longer!
And you WILL talk down to me!
Huh, I doubt THAT
And if you try to be on the same level as me, and talk to me in any way that...
Appears to be superior, you will be written up. Ha. Ha. Ha
Uh-huh? You mean that IS superior? (Scoffs) How insecure you are, girl!
So, worker? Worker! Worker! Hey, you worker! You little peon worker, you!
She's rather annoying
HELLA annoying
You're free to go if you want to
You have a will, you know
Uh, yah? You didn't notice?
That will is going to get you into serious trouble
You know that. It has already
Uh, OK, that's more like it
You willful little girl! You're way too willful for a girl
It's unbecoming for a girl, especially a worker bee girl, wishing for drone stardom
Uh, I think that's really what you guys are doing, totally. I don't wanna join you there
Are you staying?
I don't think so. I don't think so
I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job
I got to write a wonderful letter back to them
A nice sweet resignation letter making my demands and preferences very clear
Clearly knowing they would never be able to meet them
I got my check by FedEx today. Sweet!