Solitude Dude
With negative credentials, not a sniffle or a sigh
On a triple 7 Boeing coming out of the sky
Well now the govt's got my number, not a thing that I can do
Gotta do some quarantinin' become a solitude dude
Well I got aboard a bus, see a policeman or four
He say "welcome to our city boy"
Now we're gonna lock the door
They got me where they want me
I'm just a quarantinin' fool
14 days of lonesome, oh yeah I'm the solitude dude
I love my isolation, who that knockin' in the hall?
Bag lady's back ooh I need her dinner call
I'm getting kinda antsy, beg that woman for some food
14 days of quarantinin', call me - The Solitude Dude
Scomo's spreading blame like diarrhoea at Maccas, McGowan's trying to Find his style with Hitler's used moustaches
I'm procrastinating, should I pay or blow a fuse, 2 weeks of quarantine I'm The solitude dude
Steamy Gladys getting off with a sleazebag round the back,
While Dan the Man is calling time, make that virus crack
Sneaking round behind the ruck
Mad Dog Murdoch's spewin' blue
Now I'm about to blow a gasket, red hot
I'm the Solitude Dude