Grapevine Babies - Funkle Ben's Sex Potion Lyrics

(Gather around ladies and gentlemen
We are proud to present to you a brand new product
Right from the Grapevine Babies factory!
Are you having difficulties in the bedroom?
You don't know how to please the person that you crave for?
You are shy and don't know how to approach the person of your dreams?
Well no problem!
All you have to do is use our miracle potion
Yes you heard me right!
Funkle Ben's Sex Potion will help you fulfill all your deepest desires!
Only a few sips of this potion will transform you and the person taking it with you into two sex machines
But wait, there are some rules though
First, this potion only works if the person you offer it to is willing to take it with you
We call this - Consent before contempt
Second, effects of this potion only last for seven hours
We call this - Seven is enough to send you to heaven
And third, most important rule, this potion only works with funky music
Yes folks, we call this - Feel the groove and then make your move
The price is right and satisfaction guaranteed
No side effects, no complications, no instructions needed
Only today, ladies and gentlemen
Step right up and get your Funkle Ben's Sex Potion)

Why do you treat me this way
You turned my brain into clay
You shut me down every time
When will your body be mine

If we don't practice love soon
I'll burst like a hot air balloon
I've got a trick to make you mine
Come on baby, it's feedin' time!

Funkle Ben's Sex Potion

(Thank you for buying our new product
You can't go wrong with Funkle Ben's Sex Potion
For any instructions or live demonstrations
Feel free to call us)

Firstly, you start to move your hips
Now you don't feel your knees or lips
Next thing you feel like you can fly
Hey baby wanna give it a try

You feed me and I'll feed you
And if what they say about Ben's is true
I feel that body motion
Come and get some more of that funk potion

Funkle Ben's Sex Potion