Grave Danger - Bigfoot Beach Lyrics

Let's go
Down to where the water's warm
We can hang
With a harry unicorn
Grab your towel
I think that I remember the way
Bigfoots and
Bigfeet are both fair plurals
There'll be
Plenty of food and lots of girls
Sasquatch
Is having a barbecue today
Was it left
After the fallen pine?
Let me know
If you see the sign
Did you bring
A hat, you can borrow mine
We should be
At the beach in no time!

I'm searchin'
I'm searchin'
For Bigfoot Beach
The perfect afternoon
Is just out of reach
I can't wait for the sun and the sand
And high fiving that enormous hand
I'm searchin'
I'm searchin'
For Bigfoot Beach

Let's go
Down to where the kraken swim
Mermaids
Look like they hit the gym
If they could walk
I'm sure that they'd want to come ashore
No need
For sunscreen with that much hair
I'm gonna
Take a dip when we get there
Are we lost?
It feels like we've been this way before
Was it left
After the fallen pine?
Let me know
If you see the sign
I can't wait
To kick back and unwind
We should
Be there be by lunchtime!

I'm searchin'
I'm searchin'
For Bigfoot Beach
The perfect afternoon
Is just out of reach
I just want to ride a jetski
Holding on to that summer yeti
I'm searchin'
I'm searchin'
For Bigfoot Beach

I'm surfin'
I'm surfin'
At Bigfoot Beach
Our simian hosts are
About 8 foot each
Well, if you're in to cryptozoology
Come on down for some volleyball-ogy
I'm surfin'
I'm surfin'
At Bigfoot Beach