I went to the Christmas party, thought it'd be real nice But the Johnsons and the Bakers
Were fighting over drinks on ice One said eggnog's the winner, the other shouted
Custard Supreme This holiday showdown's crazy, it's like
A sugar-fueled dream
Oh, eggnog or custard, which one will it be
Grandma's spiked the punch bowl, now they both taste like whiskey
Eggnog or custard, this feud's gone off the rails
Next thing you know, they're arm-wrestling by the gingerbread trails
The Johnsons said a nogg tradition, creamy, smooth and fine
The Bakers yelled custard's thicker, it stood the test of time
The kids were stuck in the middle, holding marshmallows on a stick
While Aunt Sue chugged both drinks and said, they're both fantastic picks
Oh, eggnog or custard, which one wins the crown
Someone call old Santa, he's gotta settle this in town
Eggnog or custard, man, the tension's getting thick
This raid we'll all be drinking hot chocolate real quick
Then Santa burst through the chimney with a mug in each hand
He took a sip of both drinks and said, y'all misunderstand
Eggnog and custard together, that's the holiday cheer
Now they mix it 50-50 every Christmas of the year
Oh, eggnog and custard, now they've joined the fight
Together they're the champions of the holiday night
Eggnog and custard, let's all raise a toast
To sugary harmony, the drink we love the most
GrawdZilla - Holiday Battle(Eggnog 'o Custard) Lyrics
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I went to the Christmas party, thought it'd be real nice But the Johnsons and the Bakers
Were fighting over drinks on ice One said eggnog's the winner, the other shouted
Custard Supreme This holiday showdown's crazy, it's like
A sugar-fueled dream
Oh, eggnog or custard, which one will it be
Grandma's spiked the punch bowl, now they both taste like whiskey
Eggnog or custard, this feud's gone off the rails
Next thing you know, they're arm-wrestling by the gingerbread trails
The Johnsons said a nogg tradition, creamy, smooth and fine
The Bakers yelled custard's thicker, it stood the test of time
The kids were stuck in the middle, holding marshmallows on a stick
While Aunt Sue chugged both drinks and said, they're both fantastic picks
Oh, eggnog or custard, which one wins the crown
Someone call old Santa, he's gotta settle this in town
Eggnog or custard, man, the tension's getting thick
This raid we'll all be drinking hot chocolate real quick
Then Santa burst through the chimney with a mug in each hand
He took a sip of both drinks and said, y'all misunderstand
Eggnog and custard together, that's the holiday cheer
Now they mix it 50-50 every Christmas of the year
Oh, eggnog and custard, now they've joined the fight
Together they're the champions of the holiday night
Eggnog and custard, let's all raise a toast
To sugary harmony, the drink we love the most
Were fighting over drinks on ice One said eggnog's the winner, the other shouted
Custard Supreme This holiday showdown's crazy, it's like
A sugar-fueled dream
Oh, eggnog or custard, which one will it be
Grandma's spiked the punch bowl, now they both taste like whiskey
Eggnog or custard, this feud's gone off the rails
Next thing you know, they're arm-wrestling by the gingerbread trails
The Johnsons said a nogg tradition, creamy, smooth and fine
The Bakers yelled custard's thicker, it stood the test of time
The kids were stuck in the middle, holding marshmallows on a stick
While Aunt Sue chugged both drinks and said, they're both fantastic picks
Oh, eggnog or custard, which one wins the crown
Someone call old Santa, he's gotta settle this in town
Eggnog or custard, man, the tension's getting thick
This raid we'll all be drinking hot chocolate real quick
Then Santa burst through the chimney with a mug in each hand
He took a sip of both drinks and said, y'all misunderstand
Eggnog and custard together, that's the holiday cheer
Now they mix it 50-50 every Christmas of the year
Oh, eggnog and custard, now they've joined the fight
Together they're the champions of the holiday night
Eggnog and custard, let's all raise a toast
To sugary harmony, the drink we love the most
Writer: Chaz Bell
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