As a kid I rode with the boys
He-man and G.I. Joe were my toys
Had my hair cut short
I played baseball with friends
No Barbies, I preferred Kens
And I was good at sports
It never occurred to me
But now it's kind of easy to see
I'm a lesbian
Whoo!
I'm a lesbian
Me too
I'm a lesbian
Yeah, we're all lesbian
Ooh whoa
Got through school without dating guys
Turned out to be a nice surprise
'Cause they're not my type
And they'll never be
And in college more of the same
Losing at the hetero dating game
Until a woman changed my life
It's your destiny
She helped me take off my disguise
What disguise
And finally I realized
Damn, I'm a lesbian
Ha
Ooh whoa, ooh whoa
It's so obvious
How did we not know that
How did we not know that
And when the darkness lifted
And the straight world faded
I finally found a place where I fit
With Indigo Girls playing 24-7
Is this heaven? Yeah, I think that's it
Is this heaven? Yeah, I think that's it
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La-la-la-lesbian
You're a lesbian
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La-la-la-lesbian
We're all lesbian
Let me guess
You love Sara Bareilles
You shop at the co-op
Yeah, me too
You wear Birkenstocks
You own really big dogs
You drive a Subaru
Of course you do
La la la la la la la la
You're a lesbian
La la la la la la la la
We're all lesbian
I'm a lesbian