Do you have a smoke for a lonely boy?
I smoked a hundred cigarettes, I drank a hundred beers
Was it because I lost a bet? Was it to hide my fear?
I did it because I was pissed. I thought it'd make me clear
So I drank a hundred cigarettes, and I smoked a hundred beers
That's what I did. That's what I did
It's a habit I developed
To hide from my fears
Or maybe because the way I felt
When I drank a hundred beers
Then I had no fears. I never will again
When I smoked a thousand cigarettes, and I drink a thousand beers
I just wanted to be cool, man. I just wanted to be cool, man
Aw, cool. So cool
It started back in high school
With this girl who was cool
Her name was Charlie White
She smoked Marlboro Lights
I drove a Ford Grenada
That was owned by my grandma
So, we drank a million cigarettes, and smoked a million beers
(Smoke, drink, smoke, drink, smoke.)
Aw, cool. It was so cool. Cause I'm cool
Cool, man. Cool, man
Why do I behave this way?
It's really immature
To still be smoking cigarettes
And listening to the Cure
But if you must know, why I act this queer
You'll never drink a hundred cigarettes and smoke a million beers
You wanna be cool man? You wanna be cool man?
That's what I did. That's what I did. That's what I did. That's what I did