Spam ku!
The mustard man, the mustard man
Lives inside of a mustard can
Jumps on your sandwich
Jumps on your hand
Bites it, bites it, bites it and bites it!
Bites it bites it bites it bites it!
Mustard man
Mustard man
Mustard man
Mustard man
Mustard man
Mustard man
Mustard man, mustard man
Lives inside of your mustard can
Jumps out on your sandwich
Jumps onto your hand
Bites it, bites it, bites it and bites it!
Bites it bites it bites it!
Mustard man
Mustard man
Mustard man
Aaaagh!