Greg Dingle - Dangit, Dog Lyrics

I swear
The dang dog is doing it again
Jesus
Tell em' bout your weird dog, Greg Dingle
Got me a dog
His name is Dingo
He's a pretty good dog
For the most part
He's got this weird quirk
That I haven't been able to
Get him to stop
I think it might become a problem
Oh good Lord
What's he doin
To that pillow
Dingo won't stop
Humping everything
He keeps thrusting his thang
Onto whatever he can
It's a little embarrassing
I wish I could stop him
Oh, Dingo won't stop
Humping everything
Dingo's a little strange
But otherwise he's a good dog
I'm always a little worried
He's gonna scare others away
Doing what he's doing with his big hawg
He's definitely gotta stop
But I'm not sure how
Oh good Lord
Look what he's doin
To my son's toy
Dingo won't stop
Humping everything
He keeps thrusting his thang
Onto whatever he can
It's a little embarrassing
I wish I could stop him
Oh, Dingo won't stop
Humping everything
I'm laying down
On the floor
I hear his collar rattlin
I swear that dumb dog
Better not start humping me
Oh good Lord
Dingo won't stop
Humping me!
He keeps thrusting his thang
Onto me
It's really embarrassing
I wish I could stop him
Oh, Dingo won't stop
Humping me
Dingo won't stop
He won't stop
Humping me
He keeps thrusting his thang
Onto me
Onto me
It's really embarrassing
I wish I could stop him
Oh, Dingo won't stop
He won't stop
Humping me
I'm gonna take that little shit back to the pound