Greg Dingle - Fartpocalypse Lyrics

Rip one
Cut the cheese
Blastin' berries
Pullin' my finger
Firin' firecrackers
I'm about to blast
A big ol' fart
Right in your face
Gonna rip a big fat fart
Right in your face
I hope it stinks
Hope it makes you faint
Make you wish
You couldn't smell
Probably gonna give you pink eye
It's gonna be a smelly f*ckin' fart
That'll probably make me check my britches
You might be wonderin'
Why I'd do such a thing
I honestly don't f*ckin' know
I just think it'd be funny as hell
At your expense
Momma always told me I was funny
So if you're gonna disrespect my momma like that
I'm about to blast
A big ol' fart
Right in your face
Gonna rip a big fat fart
Right in your face
I hope it stinks
Hope it makes you faint
Make you wish
You couldn't smell
Probably gonna give you pink eye
It's gonna be a smelly f*ckin' fart
That'll probably make me check my britches
This fart
It's gonna be wonderful
So heavy
That you'll think a nuclear bomb
Just dropped
This fart's droppin'
On Hiroshima
爆発するところです
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あなたの顔に
How's that, ya f*cking weeaboos
Gonna rip a big fat fart
Right in your face
I hope it stinks
Oh it's stinky
Hope it makes you faint
Make you wish
You couldn't smell
Smells so good
Probably gonna give you pink eye
It's gonna be a smelly f*ckin' fart
That'll probably make me check my britches
Hope it ain't a shart
爆発するところです
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あなたの顔に
I think a little shit just came out