Greg Dingle - Forthright Fortnite Lyrics

That dang kid needs to stop playing
His dang games
Put that kid in his place, Greg Dingle!
My son
Won't get up
And do what I told him
He's just sittin' there
Playin Fortnite
Screamin' bout some dang battle pass
I told that boy
You ain't gonna get victory royale in life
If you don't do what your told
"But dad, this is life" is what he said
I told him to hop onto that battle bus
Where you droppin'
Outside
And mowin' the f*ckin' lawn
Like I told him six hours ago
Gettin on that John Deere
And mowin' the f*ckin' lawn
That dang boy
And his stupid games
They ain't gonna get him anywhere
Yeah
I swear it's a damn travesty
He keeps playin it
Into the late night hours
And the things he says
Got me concerned
Them stupid games
Are rottin' our kids' brains
Yeah
Rottin' our kids' brains
Them stupid games
Are rottin' our kids' brains
Playin' Fortnite
Now son...
If you don't get out there
I'm gonna beat ya
Until your ass becomes
Tomato Town
Mowin' lawns
Gettin girls
Drinkin' beer
NASCAR
Tailgates
That's what we did
That dang boy
And his stupid games
They ain't gonna get him anywhere
Yeah
I swear it's a damn travesty
He keeps playin it
Into the late night hours
And the things he says
Got me concerned
Them stupid games
Are rottin' our kids' brains
Yeah
Rottin' our kids' brains
Them stupid games
Are rottin' our kids' brains
Playin' Fortnite