OH SHIT RUN AWAY
I got my license taken away
A few weeks ago
Had a beer in my hand
While driving down the road
I told that copper
"Ain't that some shit.
I thought this was a free country"
He said "Son, you're drivin' like a damn bat outta hell"
I'm in a predicament
I need to get to the bar
So I'm gonna
Drive my tractor on down the road
Ain't nothin' gonna go wrong
It ain't against the law
They can't pull me over
And say I can't be doin this
I'm gonna drive my tractor on
Down the road
Hopped right on in
Started driving
And pulled up to the bar
I had everybody talkin'
Musta thought I was a cool guy
All the women inside probably wanted to ride
On my big John Deere
If you know what I mean
Now it's 2 AM
And it's closing time
Had a buncha beers
And I felt real good
It's time to head home
So I hopped right back onto that seat
And I'm gonna
Drive my tractor on down the road
Ain't nothin' gonna go wrong
It ain't against the law
They can't pull me over
And say I can't be doin this
I'm gonna drive my tractor on
Down the road
The drive back has been noisy
And even more bumpy than usual
But I'm gonna get home just fine
Now I'm back home
But there's some blue lights
So I'm gonna
Drive my tractor on down the road
Ain't nothin' gonna go wrong
It ain't against the law
They can't pull me over
And say I can't be doin this
I'm gonna drive my tractor on
Down the road
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